Who are we? Well, look at the biographies below to get an idea. :)

Patrick

Patrick is the technical guy and the man with a cynical hand, always correcting everybody and bordering on super intense realism. Patrick also appears overweight, but appearances can be deceiving, as he is really not overweight, but disproportioned. Patrick enjoys strangling people and tapping into other people's wireless connections. He founded KKStories with Larry, and continues to sit around doing nothing while his associates write all the crap.

Larry

Larry is what you would call a writer. He writes on everything: notebooks, planners, textbooks, workbooks, notecards, you name it. He has wasted his entire life writing random stories that will never get seen in little notebooks, and has a room devoted to holding those notebooks. The room is what he calls the Archives. In fact, Larry likes to write SOOO much that he is the idiot writing all these biographies, wasting his time when he should be doing homework. Ciao!

Elliot

Elliot is the wiseguy and polite one, writing in a longhand cursive style that only he can read. He writes frequently, but prefers singing and conducting singing to writing. He has recently written a new book, Why I Prefer Singing And Conducting Singing to Writing Crap. Elliot lives in a house that used to be three stories tall, and can be reached on his cell phone, which he has politely declined to name here.

Kenneth

Welcome to 'Silly Songs with Kenneth'! Today, we will sing Kenneth's favourite song!

"'Cause you're hot then you're cold

You're yes then you're no

You're in then you're out

You're up then you're down

You're wrong when it's right

It's black and it's white

We fight, we break up

We kiss, we make up

(You) You don't really wanna stay, no

(You) you don't really wanna go-oh

'Cause you're hot then you're cold

You're yes then you're no

You're in then you're out

You're up then you're down!"

Lawrence

The guy who learns things through physical and mechanical action can best be described as one word: ANIME STYLE. His personality introduces an influx of emotions usually only expressed in certain Anime cartoons, such as the feeling of 'I'M SO FREAKIN' ANGRY I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM" and "Food? YUM!" Lawrence has a well known reputation as a Super Smash Bros Pro and is willing to pound his fist into the faces of those who think otherwise.