Mario and Luigi

Episode 1

(In the principal's office)

Principal: Who are your parents?!

Student: Mario & Luigi!

Principal: (coughs violently) I'm going to go check.

Student: Wait! I was- (Principal leaves)-just kidding...

(Principal dials a number, waits after several rings)

Voice: (Italian accent) Hello?

Principal: Finally. Who is this?

Mario: This is Mario!

Principal: (gags) Uh, are there any other people in the house?

Mario: Well, Luigi is, but he's out selling pizza right now.

Principal: (weakly, holding onto chair) Do you have a son?

Mario: WHAT?! No!

Principal: Whew!

Mario: But we do have a daughter- (principal screams) -created by Luigi's wife.

Principal: Ahh...

Mario: My wife helped too. (Principal screams) With the delivery. She's a nurse, you know.

Principal: Much better. So, how old is your daughter?

Mario: You mean our daughter-

Principal: Yes.

Mario: -or our granddaughter?

Principal: (breathing heavily) Uh... daughter.

Mario: Our daughter is 12 years old-

Principal: AHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: -And our granddaughter is 3 years old.

Principal: Uh...How old are you again?

Mario: (kid's high voice) I am- uh, I mean (Italian accent voice) I am 30... yeah. That's right.

Principal: That would make you 18 when- wait. Did your voice just crack?!

Kid on phone pretending to be Mario: Um... Uh...