This chapter needs to be rewritten. Completely.

Mario: Hi. I'm'a Mario!

Lugio: And I'm'a Lugio!

Narrator: Luigi.

Lugio: Luigi!

Mario: We today are being'a tortillas!

Narrator: (grins wickedly) Idiots.

Mario: Oh, yeah. Idiots!

Lugio: I agree!

(Hippy walks in)

Hippy: Didja know, this is like, the most awesome filler for when you can't think of an awesome idea, like, you know, something actually funny?

Narrator: Who asked you?

Hippy: Nobody. I'm just trying to keep the flow of harmony in the world. You can't keep harmony on a place that's funny with something that's, like, just plain stupid, d'ja know what I mean?

Narrator: Yes. Now go away!

Lugio: Conking your'a head on the wall is a fun!

Hippy: Dude, that's just, you know, like, plain retarded. I'm like, so filing in for, like, you know, a rewrite of this, like, chapter or something?

Narrator: Good for you. Now go away. And stop saying "like!"

Hippy: By the way, dude, it's li-, Luigi, not Lugio.

Narrator: I know that. I already told Lugio- I mean, Luigi. He just refuses to listen. And please stop saying "like." The author says if you don't stop, he'll go on strike.

Hippy: You're lik-, the one controlling him, so you know, li-, he's not listening because you're not making him listen?

Author: Well duh! And according to your argument, I'm controlling you too, so I'll just make you go away.

Hippy: You can't do that. Your subconscious is totally keeping me here, so it's you totally have no control over me because I'm a part of your, like subconscious, totally, ya know?

Author: Good for you. You know what? I'm just going to stop typing. Why? Because you're like, totally bugging me. I'M 1337! 0H, Y3AH!

Hippy: Dude, that's just, like, totally sad.

Author: Y34H, W311, UP Y0UR5!

Hippy: Alright, dude, I'll be going. Jeez, you're annoying. Seeya, n00b!

Author: WH4T D1D Y0U JU5T C411 M3, MR. L053R???

Hippy: A n00b. That's what you people call lame newbies in the real world. G'bye! Oh, and SAVE THE TREES! (Hippy leaves)

Producer: You know, you just got TOTALLY PWNED by a hippy, writer.