Mario: Whew! It feels so good to be back-a!

Luigo: Yes, it is!

Mario: Today, we are going to be stomping mushrooms!

(silence)

Luigo: Um, why do we want to do that? We're plumbers!

Mario: Oh, right-a! But, mushrooms are evil-a! Not to mention they taste bad!

Luigo: Oh, yeah-a.

Goomba: Hey, WASSU- uh oh.

Mario: Get-a him!

(They chase Gommba. Goofy music. Mario trips)

Mario: Ow! I think I hurt my leg-a!

Luigo: That is bad-a!

Goomba: Bad-a? BOOM BADA BOOM! BOOM BADA- uh oh!

(Luigo chases Goomba)

Luigo: Mario will be avenged-a!

Marii: I've decided to change my name to Marii!

(Luigo stops)

Luigo: (stunned) M-m-marii???!?

Marii: It's a sexy name! (does a pose)

Luigo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(He runs toward MarioMarii)

Marii: Hey, what's the rush-a?

Luigo: (In deep voice) MUST KILL MARII!!! IT"S A HAWAIIAN NAME!! I...HATE...HAWAIIAN NAMES!!! RAAAAAARGG!!!

Marii: Bad day for sexy Marii!

(He runs) (Luigo chases him)

Fade to Black...