Scene 3
(the next morning, Jane is eating breakfast in front of the TV)
Peter Jennings: Today-
Jane: (spitting out cereal) Aren't you dead?
Peter J: No, I'm not. Anyway, otday a body was found in a house. Yeah, yeah, very interesting. The body was identified as Crissy Kayex, who attended Kang Chicken University. She was a freshman. Freshwoman, sorry.
Crissy Kayex must be a dunce. Going to Kang Chicken University.
Jane: (spitting out more cereal) WHAT?!
Elliot: Hi!
Larry: Hi!
Elliot: You
Larry: know,
Elliot: it's
Larry: nearly
Elliot: time
Larry: for school.
Elliot: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ENDED THE ONE WORD DRAUGHT- oh, shoot. (runs)
Larry: ARGH! (runs after Elliot wielding a knife)
Jane: OK... again. Anyway- (resumes eating cereal)
Peter J: The body was found in front of the computer, with its neck twisted 720 degrees.
(Jane winces)
Peter J: Let's now go to ABC reporter Dan Banjo, live.
(TV goes to front of house, with Dan B reporting)
Dan B: Thanks, Pete. I am standing (in nasal voice) in front of the house- uhh... *ahem* *aheeeeemm* (in normal voice) of Crissy Kayex, the victim of the murder. Let's go check on what Crissy's mom said earlier to reporters today.
(changes to a fat woman weeping with reporters surrounding her)
(Jane chokes on her cereal)
Crissy's Mom: (overdramatic) She was a good kid. I can't imagine who would want to kill my poor baby! (sobs)
Patrick would make a wonderful Crissy's Mom.
Jane: (disgusted) I wonder how Crissy survived that monstrosity. Oh, look at the time!
(she gets up, gets her backpack, and leaves)
Fade to black...
What a short scene! Who wrote this??
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